Thank God For Guns.

Foils and sabers stopped being impressive,

When gunsmiths invented the revolver.

Why bother twirling towards your opponent?

Instead spin the chamber, and let the grace

Of a single shot...

Revolvers are still in fashion though,

in some circles it is the only manly way to dance,

But mainly it is all about magazines these days,

or clips.

Which seems so effeminate for

phallic things like guns,

To revolve and twirl,

and clip things from magazines.

If you stop listening all the way,

when people talk about guns,

You might think that a fourteen year old girl,

is making a collage of all the things that sparkle,

Rhinestoned purses and a nice pair of italian shoes,

Pasted next to smith and wesson,

and winchester's casings.

Imagine how girly we'd be

if we still fought with swords,

and wore tights,

and gabbed to each other

about our powdered wigs.

Thank God for Guns.